Out for drinks

Most of you might know I'm not a heavy drinker. I'll have the odd beer with the mates at gatherings or even go out for drinks on special occasions, but generally I don't drink, and when I do, I pace myself.

WHich is a good thing, because
It would take 34 bottles of Guinness Guinness Draught to kill me

Created by Bar Stools

I don't like Guiness all that much...

Feel free to try this at home. Taking the test, that is, not chugging down 34 bottles of Guiness. If you do (the latter), however, can I have your earthly possessions afterwards?

Pax (et vino) vobiscum atque vale.

ArabianShark has tried to have some Jagermeister for his last few outings for drinks, but with no success. How hard is this drink to come by, really?